ET and Human Mushroom Evolution Explained

The Mushroom Spore theory on Alien and Human Life in the Universe cannot be doubted as it makes sense.

When Planets firm the Air conditions on a planet make Spores of which Mushrooms and Funghi form. Out of Volcanoes, Moon(s) influence over a Rock circling a semi gas giant Star.

A star theory from research that old dried mushrooms can resemble stuck to a rock on the side attached resembles an Eggshell.

Humans came from the same matter and all life and this life transforming rock to metal when burned.

If a UFO was created it probably use a superior metal that has been processed like anything on Earth.

The theory has been brought to the Universities if Earth to ponder. That Mushrooms are also good food.

The thought that life evolved from rocks being hit from spores attached to stones, damp dewy conditions is popular amongst new age hippies who sometimes use them to inspire different thoughts through hallucinogenic mushrooms. Thought to cause psychosis it must be warned only have mushrooms from a Greengrocer for safety.

Tyrannosauruses and all dinosaurs being eaten after they fell and cooked on barbecues is popular amongst butchers aka Fred's Brontosaurus Ribs and Veloceraptor Sausages sounds delicious with Yam Potatoes soaked in fresh water maybe thats why Humans are so almost advanced.

The Local Rag likes the idea animals who naturally die not from being killed or slaughtered sounds more nicer then poor mushroom animals being killed. It cant be nice for the animal if it happens, Chickens these days are kept in barns from hatched chicks who just die for example. Humans cant really kill anything without guilt. The thought of taking a mushroom life away is unholy.

In conclusion i like my mushrooms breaded with wild garlic from Banff in Scotland. Or on Toast. ;-)))

By Fred Waller
Chief Editor
The Local Rag