Senile Bullies, what can be done for them?

Theres probably been some madness about the latest craze with Pot Smoking Women who start cooking strange food like wooden chips and paper chicken and cooking them in Woks tipping a load of turmeric in them and dancing round the kitchen without consideration for anything apart from their animals. And getting angry over stupid things. They are right, it's the only food that's available. My father has started trying to kill me Women and they support him as hes old. And He wants me to accept it that He can do what He likes. It's a bit difficult taking Him seriously when He has smashed You in the chest and has beaten You and called up the men in white coats to stop You sleeping in Your room after working hard at a factory all night. It's hell with my Dad. 

I have often thought of getting foam mallets and whacking them on the head of beautiful women and then taking my Sister down the Pub. 

Wearing muddy wellies left outside and carrying a Radio round in case People think im crazy. 

And having a few Friendly Rottweilers who ll do anything for anyone like they are managers of a Ska band.  

Truth is these things can't happen always have their number and answerphone of a CPN Who can help with Panic Attacks after a Family Member starts to shout at You in Your House and You own the fucking place. 

Dont pay their fucking bills they won't appreciate it and then they start doing the dirty business of a rival. 

Stick them in a House what no one looks at or listens to and have a few Cat Boxes in case they really go schitzo. My Cats have had to be trained in Medical Triage to make sure the old 'anorexic' dont prick his feet with needles. 

And whoa betide You if You get a Takeaway with them, You ll end up puking it up after 2 bottles of White Lightning. 

Cakes are rare from a nice Bakery as they consider it Indulgent, sometimes i just want something to eat without justifying it. 

If You got an Old Bully Parent and You have had to be moved away from 'him' as he is always violent. Tell the Doctor, they have a technique of calming them down. A punch in the chest is unacceptable if Your Mum has had that too. 

Residential Care may actually be more of a problem, especially if You can't drive a Car as You are upset. 

Residential Care may be an option if You get too wound up by them. If Your Dad likes to play a trick and seize Your mail that You let him stay in Your Home rent free. Best option ignore them and get on with Your life and ring up Mum to see if She is ok. 

And if Your Sister gets clever... run! 

Sisters have to be 800000% with You. If they can't do that, ignore them all, it's a game.  

No one likes to be tricked read some Sophocles or Freidrich Nietsche. And dont get too obcessed with tricks, if You ignore them they ll go away, so always know where things are and eat well and don't forget to have a well deserved drink with a friend. 

If You don't have that go down the Local Pub. And Turn the other cheek. Theres time for fun even if You can't go round a friends House and chill out. Everyone deserves to relax but when it's begrudging entertainment, somewhere to sit or even eating a nice meal don't drag another Person's spirit go down das Pub and enjoy a walk afterwards. 

And keep to the path. 

Make sure everythings tidy and help someone who ails. Be Your own Doctor and dont be an idiot. And learn a Musical Instrument, i learned Piano and i know a bit on Drums and Guitar. Main thing is life is too short for arguing if they don't respond it's because they are wrong. 

You dont give to recieve. 

And eat slowly, consider going to a Greek or International Cuisine Restaurant, the foods nice.   

Written by Fred Waller
Editor Secklow News.